Funniest Thing I’ve Heard During Sex

So today’s blog post, being post number 100 and also a post after 100,000 views was supposed to be quite special, and I actually had it all planned. I played a late (but quite nasty) April fool’s joke on my parents. You know those kinda “jokes” you tell that aren’t jokes, but you contextualize them … Continue reading Funniest Thing I’ve Heard During Sex

Since Everyone’s Eating Ass…

I might as well just share the story of my first time with the booty. Don't judge me, y'all eat random stuff like frog legs, snakes, dogs, amala, and all of a sudden you can't eat the booty? I think the problem most of y'all face is that you don't realize that ass eating focuses … Continue reading Since Everyone’s Eating Ass…

Conspiracy Theories: The Powerpuff Girls

Heyyy guys! We’re back again to Useful Information About Nothing. This is the 70th blog post I’m making. 30 posts shy of a 100. Lucky number 7 with the big 0 beside it! 70 blog posts and y’all are still here. Even though I don’t know most of you, you’re all still here on this … Continue reading Conspiracy Theories: The Powerpuff Girls

Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends! The Alternate Story

Heyy guys! So we’re here for the 3rd of #TheLast9Posts and again, due to the time constraint, it’s gonna be brief. This time, when I say brief, I really mean BRIEF! Like briefer than yesterday’s post! Since it’s #ThrowbackThursday, I figured we’d have a throwback post and ignore the childhood stories today and focus on … Continue reading Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends! The Alternate Story

How I Lost My Virginity

Heyyyy guysss! It’s really a good and beautiful day today! You know why? Cus it’s my blog’s one year anniversary! Yaayyyyy! Twerk timeee!!   Anyways, I really want to thank you guys for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my blog every now and then! S/O to whoever’s in Sweden and UAE … Continue reading How I Lost My Virginity

Right in The Childhood! – The Flintstones

Well hello thurrrrrr! I'm in an absolutely outstanding mood today simply because someone sent me an early birthday present (although now that I think about it, it means I'm not getting anything on my birthday :/ Oh well) and I love the present soooo much 😀 Anyways, for today and for the next few posts, … Continue reading Right in The Childhood! – The Flintstones