I Recently Had My Heart Broken


It’s been quite a while since I’ve updated this blog. By quite a while, I mean, it’s been more than 6 months since I last updated this blog and on Valentine’s Day, it’ll be exactly a year since I updated my other blog. You know what’s really sad about this? I haven’t been THAT busy. … Continue reading I Recently Had My Heart Broken

The Search For Bae


So guys, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m sick and tired of it all. Seasons have come and gone and the result has been the same. I’m tired of not getting enough love. So I’ve made a questionnaire because I’m actively searching for bae. It is #SeizeTheBae season, and I’m definitely ready to … Continue reading The Search For Bae

How I Almost Got Catfished


Hey guys! So, I was honestly undecided as to what I would use as my header for today's post since it all happened so fast. I didn't know whether to use this Since I was on the verge of getting catfished but Jesus had my back. Or whether to use this Since this babe thought … Continue reading How I Almost Got Catfished

I Know I’m Stupid, But I’m Not THAT Stupid


Hopefully the header of this post gives you an apt description of my reaction to the shit that I was reading (which you'll learn about at the end of the blog post. Like fam, I might be stupid, but c'mon son. Now some of you might have heard a bit about this story on my … Continue reading I Know I’m Stupid, But I’m Not THAT Stupid

My (almost) First Time Doing Anal


Hey guys! So I know I’ve been slightly absent for a while, and I apologize. I was hoping to finish making my post for my fictional erotica blog and then post an excerpt from it here, before I’d have gone ahead to update this blog. But knowing the savages y’all are, you’ll probably see me … Continue reading My (almost) First Time Doing Anal

Everyone Should Not Overlook The Importance of Diarrhea


I know this is quite lazy of me, but I just remembered that I promised a friend that I'd show her my favorite essay in college. So here it is! Enjoy guys 🙂 Btw, I still really fucking hate these tiny sized ugly shits wordpress calls fonts. It really pisses me off typing and reading … Continue reading Everyone Should Not Overlook The Importance of Diarrhea

My First Semester At SFSU


We’re back to this reoccurring theme of me ignoring you guys for a long period of time, apologizing, then moving on to today’s post as usual right? Even though I see no reason why I’m apologizing (I mean, it’s not like you guys ever read whatever I post before the main post) but I’ll only … Continue reading My First Semester At SFSU