I Know I’m Stupid, But I’m Not THAT Stupid


Hopefully the header of this post gives you an apt description of my reaction to the shit that I was reading (which you'll learn about at the end of the blog post. Like fam, I might be stupid, but c'mon son. Now some of you might have heard a bit about this story on my … Continue reading I Know I’m Stupid, But I’m Not THAT Stupid

My (almost) First Time Doing Anal


Hey guys! So I know I’ve been slightly absent for a while, and I apologize. I was hoping to finish making my post for my fictional erotica blog and then post an excerpt from it here, before I’d have gone ahead to update this blog. But knowing the savages y’all are, you’ll probably see me … Continue reading My (almost) First Time Doing Anal

SuperBowl XLIX (49): Fuck This Shit


Superbowl. Fuck Russell Wilson and his 4B hair. Superbowl. Fuck Belichick or whateverthefuckhisnameis. You know what rhymes with Belichick? R Kelly’s dick. Fuck Darrell Bevell and every stupid call he’s been thinking. Whoever updated his Wikipedia page hit the nail on the head Fuck it all. Right now I’m trying to get my life together … Continue reading SuperBowl XLIX (49): Fuck This Shit

My Worst Weekend Ever


Heyy guys! How are we all doing today? Hope we’re all doing great?! If you’re wondering why I stopped blogging for a while, I really have no reason. That’s the fun part about having your own blog. When it comes to making an agenda, the whole thing is really simple Anyways, I’ve really just been … Continue reading My Worst Weekend Ever

Why I Don’t Have An Instagram


So this is just gonna be a quick rant yeah? So don’t mind me or my language. Don’t worry, this isn’t one of #TheLast9Posts. You’ll get another tomorrow. Now the question most people seem to ask me when the topic is social media related is, “Do you have an Instagram?” and my reply is always … Continue reading Why I Don’t Have An Instagram

Africa vs The Left Hand


Heyy guys! I’m pretty sure I've offended you by not blogging for a long time…But it’s okay. I've offended a lot of people these past few weeks, so if you've been offended that I haven’t blogged in a long time… :’) Trademark Oise, to abuse you when you clearly did nothing. Such is life my dear! Anyways, I’m back again to … Continue reading Africa vs The Left Hand