My First Beating (From Dad)


Hey Guyss! Well there’s no time for salutations and shit. I just finished packing my stuff and I’ll soon be off to San Francisco in a few. So let’s just get into today’s post!   My First Beating From Dad My dad is a really chill man though! That’s where I get my patience and … Continue reading My First Beating (From Dad)

Tales of My Scars


Hiiiiiiiiiiii! How are you this beautiful day? Hope you’re doing great?! It’s time for the 8th of #TheLast9Posts. Wow! We’ve really come a long way. It’s been fun hasn’t it? 8 stories of mischief, revenge, love, sex, and sibling rivalry. If there was any incest in this, it’d be a Game of Thrones remake. Anyhoo! … Continue reading Tales of My Scars

The Art of Bazooing


Well well well! We’re back here again for the 5th of #TheLast9Posts. Wow. Number 5 out of 9. We’re slowly coming to an end for this theme! Anyways, there’ll be more themes y’all can enjoy so enjoy this while you still can! However, I’m sorry today’s post might be a tad brief. Bear with me. … Continue reading The Art of Bazooing

My First Kiss


Alright Alright ALLRIGHTTTAA! As you can see, changes have been made around here! There’s a new theme in town and I thought it looked cool! I understand that lots of people are afraid of change, but I’m not! However, if you're using your phone and you can't see this, don't bother. Soooo, let’s begin with … Continue reading My First Kiss

My Lesson Teacher And I


Heyy guys! How are you doing? Hope you’re all doing well! Cus I certainly ain’t doing too well. Lemme just give you the lowdown of what happened today while I was taking the bus before we delve into today’s story. So I went to see The Conjuring yesterday and it wasn’t even scary at all. … Continue reading My Lesson Teacher And I

How To Get A Nigerian Nickname


FINALLY! FINALLY!! FINALLLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! I’VE REACHED DOUBLE DIGITS ON THIS BLOG! WOOOHOOOOO!! 10,000+ VIEWS ON THE BLOG!!! *rips shirt and boxers and starts twerking*   Today’s post is going to be about Nigerian nicknames! I’d say nicknames in general, but see, with my shallow knowledge of other cultures and how they operate..   Growing up in … Continue reading How To Get A Nigerian Nickname