Conspiracy Theories: Super Mario Bros.


Dear God. It’s been approximately one whole month since my last post. I can’t tell what’s worse. The fact that I still haven’t seized any bae yet, or the fact that I’ve moved out of my former apartment and tomorrow is the last day I’ll be seeing it again. So I’ll prolly look like this … Continue reading Conspiracy Theories: Super Mario Bros.

Nigerian Parents and Missing The Point


I’m sure that once a lot of you who have Nigerian parents saw the title of this post, you began to remember the times when your parents totally missed the point. And I feel you. Normally I’d shrug it off, but today, the way my father missed road, it brought back many memories of how … Continue reading Nigerian Parents and Missing The Point

My First Time Being Curved


Hey Guyss! It’s been a while since I last dropped a post! Last month to be exact. I’m sure you didn’t notice my absence anyways. You can deny it all you want, but y’all are evil. I don’t like you readers at all. I’m really hurt. So before I start today’s post, from the bottom … Continue reading My First Time Being Curved

Cockblocking At Its Best


So hey guys! How ya dewwwing? It’s been a while hasn’t it? I know. I’ve been a tad lazy and all, but at the same time, I’ve really just been enjoying life. Before I move on with today’s post, let’s talk about Life for a minute. Time’s are getting harder and harder by the day. … Continue reading Cockblocking At Its Best

My First Beating (From Dad)


Hey Guyss! Well there’s no time for salutations and shit. I just finished packing my stuff and I’ll soon be off to San Francisco in a few. So let’s just get into today’s post!   My First Beating From Dad My dad is a really chill man though! That’s where I get my patience and … Continue reading My First Beating (From Dad)

Conspiracy Theories: The Powerpuff Girls


Heyyy guys! We’re back again to Useful Information About Nothing. This is the 70th blog post I’m making. 30 posts shy of a 100. Lucky number 7 with the big 0 beside it! 70 blog posts and y’all are still here. Even though I don’t know most of you, you’re all still here on this … Continue reading Conspiracy Theories: The Powerpuff Girls

Tales of My Scars


Hiiiiiiiiiiii! How are you this beautiful day? Hope you’re doing great?! It’s time for the 8th of #TheLast9Posts. Wow! We’ve really come a long way. It’s been fun hasn’t it? 8 stories of mischief, revenge, love, sex, and sibling rivalry. If there was any incest in this, it’d be a Game of Thrones remake. Anyhoo! … Continue reading Tales of My Scars