So guys, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m sick and tired of it all. Seasons have come and gone and the result has been the same. I’m tired of not getting enough love. So I’ve made a questionnaire because I’m actively searching for bae. It is #SeizeTheBae season, and I’m definitely ready to seize the bae. It’s time to mark my territory. It’s time to make you…
Now, I might not be a hot stud muffin or anything, but I’ve gotten a few offers. So to make this fair, I’ve created an application form. Applicants please fill out this bae form and I will get back to the winning applicants in a week’s time. Thank you.

The questions are relatively simple. I’m a simple man with simple tastes.
Certain answers to certain required questions can make or break your application. Please keep that in mind thanks.

Since exams are coming up, I won’t have too much time to keep y’all updated on what’s going on in my life. But since I haven’t been here in a while, I’ll bring y’all up to speed on what’s going on.

Job
So ya boy is about to get a job. Two jobs actually.

I had two interviews and honestly, they went quite well. On one hand, if I get the job, everyone will be calling me by my middle name, Emmanuel. I’d rather not have people pronouncing Oise (pronounced Oh E Se) as Oisa, Awese, O I Say.
If you can’t pronounce my name (even after I’ve broken it down multiple times), don’t address me at all.
On the other hand, I might no longer be broke! Once I land the job(s), this gon be me.

School
The semester will soon end. The semester started out as me nailing a 4.0. Right now, the semester is just like
But we gon make it. Don’t worry. We’ll definitely make it.

Apartment
Your boy has to move out from the apartment where he ate his first ass.
It really is tragic, but I need to be closer to school. Hopefully, in the next apartment, life will be good.

That’s pretty much it for now. Follow @TheOiz & @AboutUseful and have a nice day.