5 Ways To Get A Girl

Heyyyy guyssss! How ya doing? It’s time again to help you waste beneficial time you could use to earn some money! Btw, if you haven’t checked out the first post on my new blog, here’s the link to it #TheAdventuresOfHimAndHer.

Today’s post is gonna actually be useful, so y’all should be really grateful that I’m giving you Useful Information About Something.


How To Get A Girl: Oiz Style

If you’ve ever had trouble getting a girl, have no fear! I have the solution to ALL your problems! Stop wasting time figuring out the girls likes and dislikes! Stop wasting all your money on gifts and all other monetary things to get her attention. In just 5 easy steps, I will teach you how to get the girl of your dreams!


1.     Never Be There For Her: This is a seduction 101 tactic.I’m really serious here. For some odd reason, girls really love it when guys aren’t there for them. Haven’t you noticed how initially, if you’re the one doing all the work, texting her everyday, and then, all of a sudden, you stop doing all of that, she starts to return the favor? It’s a basic seduction technique. Girls just LOVE it when guys aren’t there for them. Especially when they need someone to talk to. That’s the time they need you to disappear most. When she says, I need you, just do this


2.    Ignore Her Feelings: Girls really like the bad, insensitive kinda guys. Those are the types of guys girls fall for the most nowadays. The ones who just want to bust a nut and leave. The ones who read her texts and don’t reply. Lightskin guys. Girls love those kinda people! So when she’s grieving and tells you about how horrible she feels, just do this

Almost Gave A Fuck   

3.    Mimic Every Word She Says: Girls just love it when you imitate every word they say. This is usually why you hear people saying “Babe I love you!” and the other person replies with “I love you too.” So if she tells you anything, make sure you always reply whatever she says back to you. If she asks you if she’s fat, make sure you let her know she’s fat. Make sure you repeat everything she says. Make the same face she’s also making and you’ll surely get laid. Or just make this face


4.    Be A Better Twerker Than Her: As we all know, twerking has become the new mating call for females…especially black females. Once you can twerk better than her, she’ll fall head over heels in love with you. All her other girlfriends will also fall for you and be jealous of you, and invite you to go shopping and also invite you for manicures, pedicures, etc. However, the only way for this to happen, is if you can twerk better than her. So make sure, when she’s with friends and she’s showing off her twerking skills, embarrass her by twerking better than her. When she sees you’re better than her, she’s gonna love you more

Twerk! Twerk! Twerk Miley Miley!  

5.    Always Play Pranks On Her: Girls just love tricksters. Why do you think Loki is so loved by the gyal dem? Always be ready to trick your girl. Just when she thinks you’re falling in love with her, trick her and let her know you’ve only been with her just so you could have sex with her! Girls tend to remember people like these the most. Even if she doesn’t date you, she’ll definitely let all her female and male friends about guys like you just cus of the awesome trick you played on her with her feelings!  



And with that ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the end of today’s post! Do any of the 5 steps, and you’ll have girls coming at you from left, right and center! Follow @TheOiz and have a nice day!

15 thoughts on “5 Ways To Get A Girl

  1. I’m pretty sure u meant ‘girls’ in every sense of the word and not a lady with some self respect. She’ll leave your ass.

  2. Loool this is funny but it doesn’t work all the time. The girl will just loose interest in you. She’d start thinking she’s forcing herself on you, no girl likes to feel that way.

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