The Sexual Side of Life II

Heyyyy!! So we’re back again. I’m back to writing another blog post and you’re here to gain useful information about nothing. Well, more grease to your elbows then. (That’s kinda sexual tho. Grease acts like a lubricant ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

So I’m back again to ruin/make some foods more enjoyable for people, as I open your minds, stuff it with my imagination, ram it in your head, and hopefully deposit information which will help you in no way ๐Ÿ˜€ (I’m sure some people think the last sentence I made was sexual with the diction, but it wasn’t O:) )

โ€œAs I put my two hands on her sides, she stood still as I stroked her left side, while I licked her right side, making sure I got every taste of her sugary body. When she was wet, I knew it was time to go in, and go in I did, as I began eating her out till she squirted so much, she started dripping on the floor while I tried to get every bit of her juices…โ€ An excerpt from The Donut Saga: Breaking Bread.
Now, if you read that and thought it was a sex scene, I’m very sorry my friend. You need Jesus. The only reason why I’m happy is because I’ve succeeded in showing you just how perverted a Donut is. Donuts are sexual snacks. Very sexual. I’m sure with the story, you can see why. When you begin to eat your donut out, it โ€œSquirtsโ€ jam (or whatever is inside it), its very soft inside and out, and some donuts (not all) have โ€œHoles/Openingsโ€ in them. I think we all know what a donut REALLY is now ^_^

Sausage Roll: Time and time again, I look at people eating this, and it bears a very striking resemblance to Gala, and any friend of gala, is sexual. We can look at Sausage Rolls the same way we look at hot dogs. They both like having some โ€œMeatโ€ in between their โ€œBunsโ€. Or am I the only one who has split a sausage roll in two just to see one erect sausage happily chilling in the middle? If you still haven’t gotten the picture, then picture this, Doggy style ๐Ÿ™‚ You’re welcome.
Besides that, if you look at the top/bottom (I even wonder. How do we judge the top/bottom of a sausage roll?) It forms whorls/spirals at times depending on how it was made. I’m sure I’m not the only one who has eaten a sausage roll that has whorls on top/below. Now, those kinds of sausage rolls are my favorite, because they bear a striking resemblance to something we all know, and I’m sure many people like. If you haven’t seen one of these sausage rolls I’m talking about, well lemme paint the picture for you. Imagine looking at the top/bottom of your sausage roll and then you see the bread part forming a pattern that looks like a spiral and at the end of the spiral, you can see the sausage roll just barely sticking out, deep pink in color. I’m sure some people know what it is, some guys are already smiling while some girls are sighing because they know what’s being compared to a sausage roll. Still dunno what it I’m talking about? Get a Biology textbook, go to the chapter on reproduction and look at the picture female reproductive organ.

Burgers: I’d have tried to avoid this because it still falls under the same category as Sausage Rolls and Hot Dogs, but since this was what was requested, I guess I’ll just have to open your mind to it.
Whether you have a cheeseburger, just a ham burger, or ANY type of burger, they all have one thing in common. All burgers have a piece of meat in between their buns. Now, some people might not see this as sexual or still not understand what’s so sexual about having โ€œMeat in bunsโ€. That’s why I’m here ๐Ÿ˜€ To explain.

As time goes on, there are so many different names given to a penis โ€œBlockus, pencil, sausage etcโ€ Now meat, is also a name for penis. Now for buns, with the curves on them and the partition in the middle, its safe to say buns = Ass.
Therefore, Meat in buns = YOU KNOW WHAT ITT ISSSSS ๐Ÿ˜‰

And now we’ve come to the end of the snacks today. I’m very sure you can’t eat any of those foods normally again ๐Ÿ˜€ Hope you enjoyed this ๐Ÿ™‚
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14 thoughts on “The Sexual Side of Life II

  1. emmm… talking bout that donut.. WTF eats their donut by sucking on it???!!! thatz not sexy- that’s G.R.O.S.S ๐Ÿ™‚ #ThatIsAll

  2. OMG!, I need Jesus, I mean I actually thought that “Donut Saga” was a sex scene, but then, who wouldn’t. Anyway, it’s all good. Nice write-up, will teach some pervs sense.

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